#225 – Soft Paper Towels/Toilet Paper

paper-towelHow fucking awful is the brown paper towel you always seem to get in public schools? It’s like it’s purposely designed to irritate your skin. Same goes for that half-ply horseshit-quality toilet paper they peddle in most public institutions.

I’m not suggesting you need to be wiping your ass or face with sixteen-ply, thousand-count Egyptian cotton. But, can we please, please do away with these brown paper towels? For fuck’s sake already, they’re awful.

Anyway, even if you are lucky enough to work somewhere with good paper towels and toilet paper, there’s a really high likelihood that those products pale in comparison with the ones you keep rostered at home.

I don’t really have much else to say than the obvious: you don’t need to be living high on the hog to tell the difference in quality. And it’s a big difference.

Polar Opposite of this Feeling?: Sitting on the toilet at home, thinking you put that extra roll in the bathroom and realizing at the worst possible moment that you didn’t.



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