#172 – A New Pair of Socks/Underwear

This one is just slightly better than the sweatpants feeling. They’re not that different, I realize, but come on… this list is supposed to be 250 items long. If you really wanted, we could group all 250 feelings into, what, five groups? Sex, friends, sex with friends, beer and cookies? That’s probably even stretching it.

Fact of the matter is, George Costanza was on to something:

I think we’d all love to live in a world where we A) only have to do underwear laundry once a year and B) get to wear a new pair of underwear every day of the calendar year. Similar to sweatpants, the new underwear feeling (and socks) is centered primarily around comfort and newfound strength of elasticity. The bands are strong, they’re new. The socks won’t fall down or bunch up. Everything stays where it should, comfortable and well-held.

Polar Opposite of this Feeling?: Having those two socks that not only aren’t technically a pair but also have those really loose ends so that the top of the sock is about 5 times as wide as the bottom.

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