Even writing this post is getting me so fucking jacked I can’t stand it.
There’s so many ways to approach this I’m not even sure where to start.
How about this? Watch this and tell me you don’t want to fuck someone up.
Or this. Seriously. The first thing that happens in this video is a guy literally getting ripped from his truck. Let’s go.
I could go on for literally hours with videos that get me super jacked, but I’ll spare you. Songs, clips, highlights, movies. Sometimes combinations of all the above.
But that’s the beauty of it. It can literally be anything and you can go from where I am now, on my couch writing this up, to completely hyped in a matter of moments.
I know I said, literally sentences ago, that I was done with the videos… but just one more, for illustration purposes.
What follows is a clip that is, on its face, extremely boring. It’s less than 30 seconds long, features a “highlight” of the most boring team in pro basketball doing the most fundamental thing they do (having their best, most boring player shoot a regular, non-contested jump shot). There’s words on the screen flashing along as the clip progresses which even tell you how boring the highlight is.
So what gets me amped? The music. “Shook Ones” by Mobb Deep drums murderously in the background and revs my engine. This clip gets me so hyped I barely have the focus to finish this post.
That probably did very little for you and I totally get it. But I know a version of this video exists somewhere out there in the ether for everyone.
If you haven’t already, stop reading this and go watch or listen to that thing. You deserve to get hyped.
Polar Opposite of this Feeling?: Getting all jacked for something, like an intramural basketball game, only to arrive at the gym and be told you can’t play that week because the floor is too wet. Or the ref didn’t show up. Not speaking specifically or referring to ZogSports.